Big Mike's Coffee: 12:32 AM

I cannot stay focused on MUMH for more than 20 minutes at a time. I'm like, "has anyone posted anything to facebook at 12:30?" no moron, and even if they had, it's probably something that is. . . I lost my train of thought. Hank the Cowdog once did a train of thought tangent. It was hilarious. Anybody ever listen to Hank the Cowdog audiobooks? Those were the best. One of the most influential series of my childhood, next to Redwall and Star Wars. I've been drifting from coffee shop to coffee shop, it's like that scene from Futurama where Bender has that montage where he's drifting from educational and sobering place to educational and sobering place after Fry kicked him out of their apartment. I'm sure that scene was a parody of some movie that I have yet to see. Maybe Leaving Las Vegas, but probably not. It reminded me of this throwback movie starring Jeff Daniels reminiscent of the movies of the 40s and 50s, but they were drifting around hollywood or Vegas in any case it was somewhere with lots of flashy signs, I'm pretty sure they did it in front of a rear projection screen ala you know car scenes from any time before 1980 and Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis is in the cab with some woman Villa Lobos who's curious about how it feels to kill someone. "I don't feel the least bit bad about it" said Butch. Good movie OOOOOOHHHHHH!!! I've gotta get back to MUMH. It's a really interesting class. Music of the 20th Century. I've drunk three cups of coffee today, three and a half but I tried not to count the half because it was so bad (JuHo did me wrong) but I just bought another at 12:10 and DANG IT! Ima be up for a while which is okay because I took like a 3 hour nap from 7 to 9:45. 2 hours and 45 minutes. Close enough. My roommate was watching HGTV. A show about how people fix up other people's apartments or properties so that those people can rent it out at a greater price to yet other people. Apparently Extreme Makeover Home Edition wasn't good enough. I guess this is on a much smaller scale than EMHE, therefore more lucrative provided anyone watches it, which he was but he may have been the only one except for that I KNOW that he wasn't. How can I know that? Because the show would have been cancelled if only one person was watching it. They would have shut it down mid-episode. THOUSANDS of people must have been watching it. At least he wasn't watching reality tv. That's the most lucrative type of show. Cheap to produce, but lots of people watch it. Why do they do this, you ask? I've come to the conclusion that most people are stupid or just enjoy watching other people make fools of themselves which is not stupid but cruel. I don't mean to offend nobody, except for that I kinda do, in hopes that you will get a hold of yourself and STOP SUPPORTING THE MORONS ON JERSEY SHORE. THEY MAKE MONEY BY BEING MORONS RATHER THAN DO ANYTHING RESPONSIBLE. But hey, who am I? Am I responsible? Hardly. Here I've typed away 20 minutes of late night ramblings instead of study for my quiz tomorrow. It'll be fine, everything will be alright unless it won't. I just wish that they had done a better job with The Walking Dead. I bought every episode, though in hopes that just one episode would live up to the pilot. Darabont: If you're reading this, I want you to know that Days Gone Bye was probably the best dramatic television I've ever seen. Direct more episodes. And keep those suckas from doing the crouch and counsel. It's like Lost's heavy breathing.